{"id":148,"date":"2013-02-07T18:33:19","date_gmt":"2013-02-08T00:33:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.guammie.com\/donovan\/?p=148"},"modified":"2013-02-07T18:35:20","modified_gmt":"2013-02-08T00:35:20","slug":"hells-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.guammie.com\/donovan\/2013\/02\/07\/hells-kitchen\/","title":{"rendered":"Hell&rsquo;s Kitchen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve watched a few episodes of Hell\u2019s Kitchen in my day and one thing that always got to me was how those poor schmucks just let Gordon Ramsey rail into them.&nbsp; I always thought, \u201cHave some goddamned respect for yourselves, people!\u201d&nbsp; Then I got this job.&nbsp; After turning 16, I can\u2019t recall the last time someone I know yelled at me in sheer anger.&nbsp; But it seems to keep happening here.&nbsp; Crisis after fucking crisis.&nbsp; So I\u2019ve decided to have some goddamn respect for myself and am convinced that no retirement package (that I can get anyway since I don\u2019t go for C-level positions) is worth the level of stress and humiliation I\u2019m getting here.&nbsp; So off I go and back to the space in between.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve watched a few episodes of Hell\u2019s Kitchen in my day and one thing that always got to me was how those poor schmucks just let Gordon Ramsey rail into them.&nbsp; I always thought, \u201cHave some goddamned respect for yourselves, people!\u201d&nbsp; Then I got this job.&nbsp; After turning 16, I can\u2019t recall the last time [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[10,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-rants"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tGEc-2o","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.guammie.com\/donovan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.guammie.com\/donovan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.guammie.com\/donovan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.guammie.com\/donovan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.guammie.com\/donovan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.guammie.com\/donovan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":153,"href":"https:\/\/www.guammie.com\/donovan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions\/153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.guammie.com\/donovan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.guammie.com\/donovan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.guammie.com\/donovan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}